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Even after you leave school you can't get away;from the b
three R's; Romance at 25; Rent at 35; Rheumatism at 658 e
Television is really wonderful., Years ago, 1t'cost 35 cents
to see a Hopalong Cassidy movie, Now you can stay home and
see the same picture for only $500,
01d age is the time when men pay'mofe attention to their
food than they do to the waltress,
The blood collection center was very busy, and as a nurse rushed
out of a room with a container of freshly drawn blood, she
met a contractor who was a regilar donor, They recognized
each other and the nurse greeted the mgn brightly; "Just
jump into bed sir, I'll be with you in a minute.”
Dan: "Up to the police station, I seen a machine that'll
tell when a man's lying." 5
Sam: "That's nothin!', I matried one."
'Nowadays everything in the modern home is operated by
switches except the children. o s
A big game hunter has been missing for days, and it is
feared that something he disagreed with, ate him,
CIRCULATE} You can't expect to get to know the new membersy”
or o0ld ones, unless you move about, Don't warm the same
chair each week, in the same little group. Take admonition
from THE SPOKESMAN, &f-the Rotary Wheel didn't move around,